In common with other pages on the site - this sounds funnier than it really is! This page is given over to listings of quotes from the Isle of Man TT or Manx holidays that the motorcycling posse had in the good old days when we were still young(ish!).
In similar vein to the Colemanballs of Private Eye Magazine (TM) where stupid quotes were recorded and then named after the late great David Coleman who seemed to produce more than most. So, we have "StentonBalls", named after the infamous Isle of Man Orator and Philosopher, creator of the annual TT monologue, Dave Stenton.
The problem with this is that most were recorded under the affluence of incohol so some are missing to this day, lost in a haze of Tramshunter's Stella and Okell's Piston Broke. Still, here's a few of the ones that have been remembered...necessity dictates that some have explanations added so that you may have some chance of understanding them - however, in most cases I guess you really just had to be there!